quite obviously not a federal agent, tho
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well, not up to federal agent standard in previous administrations. now? i kinda want to sign up as an ice bounty hunter to turn in the local trump voters. i'm not that much of an asshole that i'd do it, but we do like money.
Doesn't matter the race of the ICE and federal agents, they are all equally willing to support white supremacy.
Such fear in this man's eyes. I thought having a gun was supposed to make you feel invincible. Maybe he needs a bigger one with more random shit glued onto it?
What the hell is that NOS tank on the side of that thing? It looks like a 37mm or 40mm bore, what is it tear gas or bean bags or some shit?
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Yes, but it’s totally the liberals inciting violence…
What a brave hero
Where did the MAGA losers find these fucknuts?
They just called up all the guys Trump pardoned for Jan 6.
Fuck. I'm so happy I woke up today
Maybe the idea is to look goofy as fuck and blame it on AI?
Hope somebody pops his skull and paints that van a vibrant red.
This is everyday USA content that you will find our here lately! Love it and be an expert USA citizen or hate and block it
He looks like what very few brain cells exist in that skull are working overtime to figure out how to use the weapon and not piss himself.
His mommie must be so proud of him!