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submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/risa@startrek.website

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[-] abbadon420@lemm.ee 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

That's not bloodloss, This is bloodloss

[-] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

[-] PoolloverNathan@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Tip: Add two spaces at the end of a line to force it to go to the next line.

That's not bloodloss,
This is bloodloss

[-] Lucien@hexbear.net 2 points 11 months ago

Where's the tiny blood stain that she miscarried?

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 13 points 11 months ago

As long as the blood stays inside ... you'll be OK

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 31 points 11 months ago

The doctor said all my bleeding is internal. That's where the blood is supposed to be!

[-] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 4 points 11 months ago

That's OK ... as long as the blood stays in the organ, that should be better right?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Instructions unclear, now my organ just gurgles when I press the keys, and it's starting to leak.

[-] henfredemars@infosec.pub 7 points 11 months ago

Sir excuse me but I seem to have misplaced my blood.

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