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[-] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Everyone is choosing red because they think they would be rich, but would they?

Imagine having the knowledge, that you knowingly stepped back in time, and all of your memories are now not real. They won't happen again unless you actually act exactly as you had before. No one believes anything you say because you are 6. You're forced to go through school again at 6.

Let's say you use your genius to progress quickly through school. Those sorts of kids become famous prodigies. You would end up on the talk show circuit with Ellen.

You would also know way more about your parents than you should at that age, and cause familial issues that would land you on Dr. Phil.

Imagine how torturous it would be to relive every moment, not being able to convince anyone of anything due to your age, unless you give up the fact that you were somehow sent back in time and know the future. Would you be able to convince your family without going insane? Would any government agency take qcute interest in your foresight? Imagine having to keep a level head while also going through puberty a second time.

How much will your presence affect the timeline? Maybe your first big move to get rich causes all subsequent moves to not exist. Maybe your parents hate you. Maybe it's chaos theory. Maybe you end up taking a path away from opulence and become an addict due to the constant anxiety, regret and boredom. Maybe you become a nihilistic mess that drives you to a worse life than you had before.

I'd take the definite of $10M. I know what I would do with it right now. I know it would be good.

Edit: a downvote without a reply telling me how I'm wrong is really an upvote.

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[-] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I guess you have to take time. It's invaluable. Plus you have great investment opportunities.

[-] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 10 months ago

With the red pill I would have knowledge of my neuro oddness stuff which would have been SUPER FUCKING HELPFUL. I could have avoided all the self inflicted misery of middle and high school. I only can guess at what I would be doing as an adult if I were a self aware and confident kid.

Don't get me wrong, I love my life despite the path that I took to get here but I feel bad for little me.

[-] GaMEChld@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Blue pill. I'm young enough (37) that I'd lose far more than I'd gain if I chose Red. The knowledge I currently possess can change the world with 10 million.

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[-] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Neither. Trick question.

I’d choose the secret third option:

The cyanide pill.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Back when I was 6, in 1983, my uncle who worked in the oil industry told me about global warming.

I could totally have been a real radical environmentalist, but I was 6.

A second time around that talk would have an impact, and with some foresight for the next 40 years. I think no one would be surprised if I devoted everything to fixing global warming - they might be surprised at my success in the stock market.

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[-] neoman4426@kbin.social 5 points 10 months ago

One thing to consider, assuming the red one is mental time travel (which is the only way it'd really be at all useful), you're essentially murdering everyone who exists from your subjective present to the jump point to replace with at best very similar clones and possibly no one or completely different people. Then you have to also assume the timeline isn't fixed and you can actually change things, and thus contend with butterfly effect causing divergence making your knowledge less useful. Sure, little changes probably won't impact things on a global scale for a while, but once you start doing big things like investing or preventing terrorist attacks or something that could cause major divergence. Ethically any kind of useful time travel should be limited to "World is already wiped out" scale scenarios where the alternative is worse.

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[-] SomeGuy69@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

With six it would give me the opportunity to move to my dad and spare me 6 more years of torture and violence. I'd take that even over 100 billion.

[-] jagungal@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Blue. I wouldn't change much about my life rn, but an extra 10mil would be awesome.

[-] SonicBlue03@sh.itjust.works 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
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[-] troglodytis@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago
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[-] MxM111@kbin.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I am taking both. Thank you. Nobody said that it is exclusive choice.

[-] jasondj@ttrpg.network 4 points 10 months ago

Do I go back in time to when I was 6, or do I remain in the current timeline, but 6 years old?

I’d imagine with all my memories and knowledge and basically being an adult, I’d probably have…desires…that vastly exceed my age. So that’d be pretty awkward.

In the current timeline would be interesting. I’d have to get a remote job that doesn’t need me on video, but assuming my paperwork still says my original birth year, I could probably keep on renewing my license for several years and at least have a valid adult ID. Even if I can’t drive or buy my own weed/booze, I could still maintain employment at least until I have an adult body. I’m assuming the sorcerer also gave me an identity that matched my new body, so I could probably coast through college at some point

But the weirdest thing would be being able to be both my kids peer and their parent.

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[-] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Red pill duh

[-] Pika@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago

blue pill, my existing knowledge won't help me cause I'm not in a position to actually change things. 10 million dollars though... I could invest that and call it a day

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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 4 points 10 months ago

Fuck binary choices. I'm taking both. Radical free will baby!

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[-] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Red pill so I can become powerful enough to end everyone's need for money

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