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[–] eek2121@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It is funny to see the calls like this and also the calls for civil war. The number of texans capable of shooting down an F35 with the puny small arms they bought is zero. Shoot, replace F35 with any plane built in the past 50 years.

That is why there will never be a civil war.

Before you start mumbling something about republicans flying F35s, keep in mind you actually have to have an ounce of intelligence to fly one. If they had any intelligence they would not be republican.

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

You could just be racist. There are plenty of very smart and very racist people.

[–] wildn0x@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Does Texas become open season or would war have to be declared? Mainly I don't want to join/get drafted but I'm down to fuck around.

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[–] Mango@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

We'll kick them out before they leave.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Is that a misspelled XD? XD

[–] tiredofsametab@kbin.social 2 points 1 year ago

I wonder who this "Secretary Dee" fellow is.

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