Milk a tier
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most humans cant drink milk, humans are the only species that drinks milk as adults, humans are the only species to drink another species' milk. milk involves raping and killing cows. F tier
I fuckin love water sometimes
Where is (real)juice though? Feel that should be at maybe C? And if softdrinks are f, where is Redbull?
Redbull is off the chart.
Redbull is just below vodka, but they mostly overlap.
S Tier for me is Ice cold water mixed with some good peach syrrup and some lemmons.
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I'm with you, but for my wife's sake I'd move Dr. Pepper at least one tier above all others.
I would put Polar Seltzer Water at A, all other selterzs at B, Dr Pepper at C, and the rest where they lie.
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Fanta Exotic is pretty dope tho :/
What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!
It's got electrolytes!
Water, coffee, whiskey, wine. Drink alcohol maybe once or twice a month, coffee and water daily.
All S tier.
Here's my own controversial take:
Any and all alcoholic beverages taste like garbage, people simply get used to the bad taste because they're expected to drink it and/or are alcoholics.
Countless times i've been offered drinks that "taste good", or that "you can barely taste the alcohol" and every single time they taste terrible. Even when there's a hint of flavor behind it all, it is utterly ruined by the taste of alcohol.
No amount of seasoning is gonna make your food taste good if you've already taken a dump on it.
I can definitely see how you would feel that way, but for me, there's definitely a whole world of depth of flavor brought out via fermentation, which includes alcoholic beverages. I don't personally care for the alcohol content usually, but the flavor is truly unique and can be special.
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Why would I fight the truth?
I'd push water down to C or D level because I'm not sure what they put in this shit where I live, and I'd push low-alcoholic beer to S tier. It's how they did it in the old days and it carried us all into the future.
Well someone carried us anyway. I blacked out at some point.