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Pick 3 Rules (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 6 months ago by Gork@lemm.ee to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone

I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[-] Noodle07@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

[-] superterran@discuss.online 3 points 6 months ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[-] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[-] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[-] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 6 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[-] occhineri@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[-] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[-] spiderwort@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Pizza cats sleep

[-] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[-] Titou@feddit.de 3 points 6 months ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[-] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[-] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[-] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 months ago

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

[-] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

[-] Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Pink blue black easily

[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

[-] DharkStare@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[-] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

[-] Miphera@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 3 points 6 months ago

You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.

[-] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.

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[-] OneWomanCreamTeam@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

[-] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

[-] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 months ago

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

[-] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 6 months ago

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

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[-] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[-] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 6 months ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

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