Not needing to sleep is a no brainer, the middle one honestly I do admit I would take it :x

hell yea tail
someone else can have the others idc

Let's see...

• Water is my favourite drink - check
• I don't sleep - check
• I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
• Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

• talk with cats
• ears and tail
• 20 dollars

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

yellow, black, and green

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

Pink Brown and Black. No question

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

Pizza cats sleep

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

I only need one… is that allowed?

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

Two times green and one black please

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

Pink blue black easily

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).