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The Mail having a normal one (files.catbox.moe)

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[-] Zip2@feddit.uk 43 points 5 months ago

33 pics but no link? That’s not helping the economy out now, is it?

[-] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

@victb ppv

@victbx non ppv

insta @vic.tb

[-] flamingos@feddit.uk 40 points 5 months ago

"HMRC, I can assure you the OnlyFans subscription is a business expense. Yes I had to get the 36 month package, who knows what this mad woman will take off, er, I-I mean pull off next!"

[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 months ago

Wait I'm not sure I understand the title: is she an OnlyFans model, supporting Corbyn; or is she supporting Corbyn's OnlyFans?

[-] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 29 points 5 months ago

Why not both?

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 5 points 5 months ago

Kinky

[-] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Corbyn's Onlyfans would be him showing off the marrow he grew on his allotment.

[-] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 5 months ago

She may have to introduce an Enraged Gammon Tier where all she does is say mean things about Farage so they can have an angry wank.

[-] SplashJackson@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Nice tits!

[+] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee -11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

No, turns out ~~she's the girlfriend of Farage's chief press officer and~~ it was staged

Have a look at the series of pics that were released. The security officer standing right next to Farage doesn't react in any way whatsoever, he clearly knew it was coming

Edit - let's wait and see. The security guy's reaction is questionable as fuck, and Farage is a slimy cocksucker

[-] Skipcast@lemmy.world 18 points 5 months ago

Source? Or are you just taking out of your ass?

[-] Kecessa@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

There were some reports that it was the case because as we all know, all blonde girls are the same person, then it turned out people are just fucking dumb.

[-] Naich 8 points 5 months ago

I'm going to go with the latter.

[-] adam_y@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Sure you are not confusing this:

Emily Hewertson, a House of Commons press officer, was accused on social media of being the one who threw the milkshake at Farage and has been forced to deny it.

The staffer was contacted by a journalist at the Daily Mail, who asked her to confirm or deny it was her. She posted the message on X (formerly Twitter) with the caption: "No, I did not throw a milkshake over Nigel Farage."

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Even after the fact he does not budge. Either this is staged or this is the most laid back security guy I've ever seen

[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

If my job was to be within earshot of Farage all the time, I'd be pretty passive about an attack as well.

[-] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

Fair enough hahaha

[-] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Yep, give it a week and the truth will come out

Meanwhile let the dafties believe the Mirror and Express side of the story. Which they type with their tongues up Farage's arse

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 1 points 5 months ago

Oh aye, it's just the old 'shaken, not stirred' toss

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