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Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.

The wheel? My jet doesn't need wheels, probably.

Math? Useless. I don't pay taxes so what's the point?

Sailing? My yacht doesn't have sails.

Laws? They don't apply to me.

Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.

Very antisemitic! Palestinians have been killed, but by what? Nobody can tell for sure

I'd like to believe it's because everybody was still kung-fu fighting.

But it's actually because of the bigots I suppose?

Ah damn I don't have it. Is there some place where I could buy it? I've heard some pawn shops in Las Vegas might have it. I can call if necessary

I think it's a DnD roll with some advantage?

Thank you for your sacrifice

Don't make me read it again, I beg you. The average human brain can only cope with so many commas.

Humans, you claim you don't want to be fed to crabs. Yet you don't have a shell or claws to defend yourselves and you are soft and delicious. Curious.

-- Turning Point Crab

not raEd1ng tHAT esay! MAGA!!!

He's a disgrace. Still classifying Rhinantus minor in the Scrophulariaceae instead of Orobanchaceae after APGIII. Smh.

I think you have the wrong guy? Xzibit is still very much alive and pimping (rides)

'Butterflies with bat wings feeding on dwarf mammoths' now a thing in my mind