Performative cruelty, corporate style. Know your place, peasants.

The one in the picture seems to be going on a rampage through a shopping centre.

We are also fucking up the planet we live on like a cancer. The planet would be better without us, and there is no reason to think we wouldn't fuck up any other planet we went to. Just because we have abnormally large brains doesn't make us anything special.

Your face looks weird. Have you had surgery?

Why is it so important to keep humanity going?

Gosh. Wow. So unexpected.

It's for attention. Some kids will do anything for attention, good or bad. Then they grow up and buy ridiculous vehicles to get that same rush they got when they were 7 and shat themselves at their friend's birthday party.

Aww diddums. There there.

Feeling better now?

It's a great success story. Round here you can't throw a stone in the air without hitting at least three Red Kites.

An entire country of boot lickers, slurping it up.

Time to start investing in iron lung and wheelchair manufacturers. My late dad had polio when he was in his 20s. It almost killed him and left him crippled for life. The vaccine was rolled out a few years later and he was always thankful that it stopped so many people going through what he did.

Then this dipshit comes along...

Perpetual war is good for business.