It's fifty fifty. Either you win money, or you don't.

Ah yes the Claytablorean Theorem

Finally I can get my vagina dentata.

Girlfriend bad Bideo Bame good

Nice crop op

The beatings will continue until the latte art improves.

Haha, funny way to say "working in the lead mines", comrade.

I hate it when my roommate leaves the twink drawer open.

A second mini muffin has hit my stomach.

I know it's the wrong sub for this opinion, but that's a fucking annoying way to post.

Splitting Helium doesn't release energy.

While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.