While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.
He is waaAy too establishment to be a pirate.
Aye sea what you did there...
Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.
Cops?
The venn diagram is a circle
That could apply to both these douchers
I was referring to "I can take isis on myself" hard man Leon.
To me it seemed like an obvious joke
It is, and it's hilarious.
Come on dude. We didn't leave all our joke sensors on reddit, did we? I mean reddit had enough missed pointes on its own already, but you're smarter than them.
"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"
Dude's got corrosive nuts
Baby I'm about to blow, quickly roll for initiative.
Like the old Navy saying goes, "Jizz like a xenomorph bleeds."
All that monster gotta end up somewhere.
Monster, vape juice, and Doritos.
What's in your ~~wallet~~ geedunk?
Dude. Gross.
Funny as hell... but eww
But also lol. You ain't right, but you're alright
Thanks shippy!
“You talk a lot of shit for someone in cumshot range” would therefore be the best comeback
IRL anime protagonist
I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.
You know what? Send him, see what happens
Worst case scenario, we lose an armchair warrior.
Best case scenario? He joins isis and weakens their ranks.
i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.
The brave, brave mujahideen
Fuck Dan Crenshaw
You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.
Didn't he accidentally shoot himself while drunk and fucking around with a gun or was that the oathkeepers guy?
Yeah, that's the oath keepers guy who was arrested, not the Texas rep who deserves to be arrested.
Ah. Potato potato
Tomato tomato
No u
They're not like the other girls
skill issue
is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?
Built different, blow up different
Look! Another murderer who lost an eye!
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