[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 year ago

I’d so watch this

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

The study looked at people within 500 meters of such airports, which is about 1/3 of a mile. Reading and numbers are kinda tough for ya, huh champ?

Kidding, kidding. You’re probably fine.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Haha, I can definitely understand this feeling. It can be difficult to overcome! It doesn’t always “work”, and sometimes you will just stand there awkwardly. The good news is that nobody is going to care or remember. Seriously. You’re basically an NPC to people you don’t know. I’ve been to hundreds of parties in my life and have zero tangible memories of other people’s “awkward proximity”. Nobody cares about you as much as you do, which is slightly sad but majorly liberating.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

I got this reference! Thank you, (my) child with terrible taste in movies.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago

You’ll be missed, my cocaine.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

I’m going to make a solar powered, battery backed, portable power supply that’s beefy enough to power an Amcrest wifi security camera 24/7. The front gate entrance to my house is pretty far away and I’d like to point a camera at it that I can view on my local area network.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

It came straight out of my dad brain! The mythical fabled original content!

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 10 points 1 year ago

Too bad, I guess. I liked this show but I also let my Hulu subscription lapse A few months ago with no real consequence to my overall happiness.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

To be clear, I want. Not have.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

Traitors get hanged.

[-] Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!

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