If someone tells you who they are, believe them.

Sonic but he just runs

Supermassive black hole in my ass

Painting miniatures. Anyone can do it and make their board games look way nicer.

~~former~~ current slave plantation

Except maybe to prison 😅🥲😢😭

I mean, who do you think bought them the flag? 🤷‍♂️

I'll stop doing this when we make a new punctuation that conveys my need for people to like me lol

It's ads all the way down

Not really, but the system was rigged to make him win. If popular votes decided elections, there would never be a republican president

4046 years is pretty old for a tree

Anyone who comments "this", "holup", or "came here to say this" can go fuck themselves.