I drink water, water comes out. I drink soda, water comes out. It's pretty obvious, my body don't want the water.

The guy was pulling down 6 figures making everyone else's life worse, so fuck 'em

Same thing about the (I'm pretty confident it's fake) stories about people who would escape gulags by using another escapee as food - if you're willing to kill and eat another person, you probably should be in a gulag!

It's got "Trump's mugshot will inspire POC to vote for him b/c they like criminals" energy.

clip the wings of the oligarchy,

"Pandora Papers Reveal Offshore Holdings of Ukrainian President and his Inner Circle"

Like seriously, you're arguing that Ukraine's liberal democracy is somehow better than Russia, when the point of liberal democracies under late capitalism is to strip all the copper out of the walls (privatize, austeritize, union-bust), everywhere, all the time.

Wow they must have stayed for hours after the actual game if everyone in the stadium got a look.

This war is a result of Ukraine's internal political issues, namely it's insistence on claims to territories that don't want to be a part of Ukraine.

The toilet is also carpeted, so good luck not having it stink after like a year of use if you pee standing up.

Super misleading headline, the unhappy women don't think so, creepy dudes think it's the new Tinder.

Homeopathy. It's literally based on the idea that diluting stuff turns it into a remedy.

I think it'd be more useful to generate a set of absolute crap AI content pages and restrict their bot to that set of pages. It'll make it dumber.