White Faced Scops looks unamused that this is even a fair competition. Take the trophy, little guy.

Sooty Owl FTW

#MoreporkSquad

Pygmy Owl club, represent

That's amazing. You should be hella proud of yourself!

Depressed.

"It Takes Two", check it out.

Don't let your dreams be Menes. Copy some posts elsewhere as your own if you have to?

"The most recent reported conviction saw a 37-year-old man receive a 60-day suspended prison sentence in September for pirating more than a thousand works through local BitTorrent trackers." Woaaah now, calm down there, killas. A hand can only be slapped so hard. Why even bother convicting at this point if one can pirate thousands of things and get a sentence like this? Surely they must realize how little of a deal it really is?

You may be joking but if not, there's always people willing to help. You're not alone.

Cool, but $1699 Euros seems a bit much, no? ~$1800 US

You've got nothing to lose, why not?