I was a dumb kid, went for the same consistency in the grossest way possible, which was putting spoonfuls in my mouth, spitting it back into the bowl and mixing it in. One day an older friend saw that, horrified. Told me to just stir the ice cream for a while instead and I stopped with the saliva ice cream shenanigans from then on.

Oh ffs. How you managed to decipher that, I don't know. Thank you!!

Using bspwm because I wanted even more keyboard shortcuts to remember 🥴

It's a great distro

I'll agree once I can figure out how to at least get my laptop suspend on idle. Why are there no clear docs on it???

Cut a newbie some slack! No one told me I had to use Arch as my first distro, I started with Ubuntu. Couldn't a 5 o'clock shadow suffice as a start?

That's a great perspective and needed reality check. It's funny how even when you're aware you're in the honeymoon phase you can get so lost in it. But yeah, I hadn't even considered your first point and now you've given me more to consider. I truly appreciate it.

Sure, but even if my opinion wasn't informed by those award shows, I still have an abundance of bedazzled tees and whale tails burned into my memory to stand by it

There is also Simplelogin. I use both since you get a limited number of aliases in their free tiers.

The palettes ARE the upgrade. Before that I had my mattress directly on the floor.

Which Kardashian is this?

I know it's a joke but these comments gave me a visceral reaction

My bathroom is literally two feet away from my pallet bed and this is how drunkenly decimated my big toe on the corner of one of the splintery pallets.

Woke up with my foot glued to the blood-soaked blanket, and bloody footprints leading to the bathroom from half-consciously trying to rinse off my foot at another point in the night lol. Straight up looked like I'd murdered someone, I had no idea a toe could bleed that much.