How old are you? It may still be doable.

Just a lot of dangerous animals. And dangerous humans. No cars though.

Could have been worse

It was a joke

Narrator: Of course, it wasn't.

You can now go back working there with this new secret technique.

Muh Lenin?

Aren't modern Macs literally not able to run games due to them being arm?

I can't even see the linux github page

Here you go https://github.com/torvalds/linux

Or as I've recently taken to calling it gnu+linux

Can the same be said about people? How do we judge imagination of a fish? If we don't understand what they feel is it because of their lack of imagination or ours?

That's because people rarely are where sharks can kill them. If they were, sharks would quite often kill them. Much more often than vending machines, though I'd watch for those too.

Don't think Clamav does scanning of everything you launch, it works on files you request to scan usually for mail or file servers. The result is not that great from my experience though neither are with kaspersky or eset and they actually ask money for that.

Why do you need an antivirus? Do you plan installing viruses? It's pretty uncommon request for Linux desktop as you'd have to put some effort to finding and running some Linux virus(actually, please dm if you find one).