Or, for your consideration, could it perhaps be because they don't use crowdstrike?

1 hour in, no comments. I dare someone to answer.

try it out, see if it feels real or more like a joke

You actually remove your eyes before inserting the optical couplers into your sockets. You put your eyes in the storage compartment on the front giving the appearance that you're looking out through the device.

I use incognito so I can search for some completely normal thing that I'm embarrassed I don't already know

given that the word 'pants ' sounds like a plural, perhaps we can assume each leg is an independent entity and deserves its own pair of pants. i chose left.

>buy serverless cloud

>never look inside

yeah, they play the piao

Pretty sure no dog antivenom is available either. I'm just going to get a venomous snake to be safe.

there's no cable now, just two connectors stuck together

you can't keep track of where every hippopotamus is all the time. sometimes you're just going about your day and there one is, swallowing your kid.

and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don't want anyone who sees it to think you're weird