"what is that?"

"a Balrog"

"a demon from the ancient world"

"isn't he beautiful !?"

"The Fat Lady, she's gone!"

"That's it. That's all I have to say for the entire year."

"Why don't you just take one of my lines? That's what Hermione always does."

"I thought this was about a boy wizard."

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"Is Draco alive?"

"No."

"He's alive."

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Fleur: *turns into Harry*
Fleur: "Bill don't look at me, I'm hideous!"
Harry standing literally three feet away from her:

What Voldemort Does When He Has The Chance To Kill Harry

• Talk to Harry
• Talk to himself
• Talk to his wand
• Talk to his Death Eaters
• Procrastinate
• Try to kill Harry

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“What — what are you doing?” said Professor McGonagall, her eyes following the bouncing ferret’s progress through the air.

“Teaching,” said Moody.

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Sweet as sugar, hard as ice, hurt him once, she'll kill you twice.

"I bet he's thinking about Hermione"

"How do I tell them I have no idea where the Horcruxes are?"

"You have your mother's eyes..."

"Please check your kid's Halloween Candy this year - I just found harrydidyouputyournameintothegobletoffiyahh in a milkyway bar"