Rage Bait

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Lemmy is starting to get boring. Let's make it interesting.

This is a satire community with the whole purpose to compete to post the stuff that will make you hated everywhere. Hopefully to get interesting results and to have fun.

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Lemmy had started getting significantly lower comments and posts, so this is my try to make this place more interesting.

As I said in the description, No personal shit, we are all here to have fun.

If you started getting personal you will get Perma banned. There is zero tolerance for abusing other users.

Enjoy.

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  • Real Hard Recession? Done.
  • End of The United States Empire? Soon.
  • End Consumerism? Tarrif that shit.
  • Showing the world the harms of voting right wing? Currently on display.
  • Finally being able to make fun of silliness of the democrats? Anytime you want.
  • Best Memes that is better than COVID days memes? Everyday is a new meme.
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Seriously, people should be paid to watch his show. No one can watch him voluntary.

He is so cringe, that people should boycott Disney for getting his show back.

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Steam Logo

Valve Steam Monopoly benefits:

  • The best place to find malware and get hacked and give hackers all your money.
  • Valve will save your eyes from seeing naked body parts(The biggest sin in the world) .
  • Valve can make sure the price of games always high.
  • Steam games can DRM your kernel for you.
  • They can fuck your favorite indie developer "Accidentally".
  • Valve is owned by the best billionaire ever, Gabe Newell with estimated net worth of $11 billion, who for sure won't turn into another Elon or Matt.

Overall, I think people who defend Steam Monopoly need to urgently donate their anal profits to that great company who is owned by that great billionaire, so they can mentain their beautiful monopoly, as I explained.

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News organizations are just external digestive systems.

When you read official announcements from companies and governments( new products announcements, senators reports and statements, government legal announcements) on news websites, you are just eating their sh*t instead of eating the official announcement and digesting it yourself.

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Europe is literally 1984 (upload.wikimedia.org)
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  • Need Drivers? Not On LinuX.
  • Use Nvidia? Not On LinuX.
  • Want Antivirus? Not On LinuX.
  • Want to play a fucking video in peace after installing the OS? Not On LinuX.
  • Want to install a game? Sorry, No LinuX.
  • Want to install an app like Photoshop or Microsoft Office? Sudo apt-get fucked.

LinuX users are masochists who want to enjoy solving issues of LinuX. LinuX for them is just a puzzle to solve. They use their windows devices for serious work. Keeping their LinuX PCs for when they feel like troubleshooting.

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Who the fuck even choose a fox as a logo and a name for a program??

Are they going to call their next browser IceCat? FireDog?

Firefox is slow, old and clunky. The only efficient aspect of it is how fast it should die already.

Brave should be installed instead of it.

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Health care companies need to at least double their prices, otherwise we will run out of ๐Ÿ’Š medicines and ๐Ÿ’‰ resources pretty quickly.

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When I enter your house I will honour your floor with my dirty shoes and will leave my marks everywhere.

What is the big deal there? Why are some people are scared from people shoes.

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There is no logical reason for anyone to drive beyond 40 MPH. All cars should be designed to not be able to drive beyond that speed.

For legacy reasons, all old cars will need to be modified to not be able to drive beyond that speed.

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who ate the bait?

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No Human can win against AI in art.

AI art is instant and polished. All human artists should leave art and go learn to do something useful with their lives instead, like watering plants or washing dishes.

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