Shitty Ask Lemmy

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Discuss

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because i say either

I'd love if someone did Alan Jackson's "Remember When" but change it to nostalgising over Bonnie and Clyde type criminal actions and also crappier social standards and maybe some potty humor. Like everything MAGA wets themselves over in a ridiculous song format

Here's a line:

Then you farted and you lied, remember when?

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There will be drooling that they cannot prevent

Powder of gun, not gunpowder

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I remember tossing a sibling into a bob-omb fire in Smash saying "I was the guardian" and then let him know it was okay and didnt make them less of a dude to cry tears of joy cuz he was finally going home 🎊

The resulting explosion was totes fyre 🤙 and I like to think he wound up in a better place, all the for it

You know how you sometimes have to lift a leg to fart since your butt forms an airtight seal with the seat?

What would happen if Puttin was forcefully eased into a setup like that and forced to take a permanent time-out and everyone went on vacation for a month?

What would the natural result be?

😭😭😭