Facepalm

See now that's just a target for me. I spot that monstrosity and I'm dropping my entire schedule for the afternoon. New agenda item: Do everything possible to inconvenience that twunt (getting in front of him and gradually slowing down 1mph every ten seconds, shifting lanes at the same time he's trying to pass, anything else I can think of) while feigning ignorance and pretending he doesn't exist when he pulls up beside me with his window open and screaming bloody murder at me...nope, I'm eyes straight ahead singing Mmmbop, sizzlechest, I can't hear any assholes bitching.