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Anon is French (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 100 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

My thoughts exactly. More guns need better UX design. The Garand had its ping, this gun has its dud-dud, the barret 50 cal blows a lil hiss of gas out the bottom of the mag when its empty like an exasperated sigh, the P90 you can literally just see the last round get sucked into its witchcraft mechanism.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 36 points 10 months ago (2 children)

P90 is so cool.

[–] Crampon@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I once saw a funny P90 review on youtube. But i can never find it now. Some P90 fan please hook me up.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 10 months ago

Well we all know immediately what you mean by this

[–] dev_null@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

Probably because YouTube banned all firearm videos.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

witchcraft mechanism

lmfao, monkeys when they see a funky spiral leading into a fancy piston

https://youtu.be/Bf5Q7dJcZsI?si=7W0VT3d56I134TDg

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

There are no monkeys in that video. I am very disappointed.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

The P-90 is a magical lil nightmare.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

The ideal would be a dustbuster-shaped thing that you'd operate by pushing buttons with your thumb.