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submitted 10 months ago by meldrik@lemmy.wtf to c/facepalm@lemmy.wtf

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[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 33 points 10 months ago (5 children)

That guy's private jet is gonna crash with him in it.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

We need sky orcas to deal with the sky yachts.

I'm thinking armored California Condors? Maybe highly trained pods of Bald Eagles, with cybernetic enhancements.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pigeon mounted nuclear arsenal

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 10 months ago

This is not far off the actual mark. Didn't the US use pigeons as actual targeting systems in missiles at one point?

[–] FinalRemix@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Fuckin' hope so.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Optimists like you make me sick.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Gooby plz.