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[-] madcaesar@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago

Meta, x alphabet... All these renamings and they all suck donkey balls. Not one cool name. And all 3 have gotten SIGNIFICANTLY worse.

[-] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 year ago

Nah, they'd fit pretty good to the dystopia you'll be / you're already living in. Don't tell me the acronyms of GAFAM (Google (Alphabet), Apple, Facebook (Meta), Amazon and Microsoft ) and FAANG ( Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Netflix and Google ) don't sound like some end-of-world ushering big corps à la umbrella corporation.

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 year ago

MAMAA (Meta Alphabet Microsoft Amazon Apple) also fits our cyberpunk dystopia quite well.

If you switch Meta and Microsoft, and Alphabet and Apple, you almost have it sorted by market cap.

[-] Lemminary@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

We're two companies short of MAMA-MIA

[-] jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 year ago

Intel and we just need Qualcomm to change their name.

[-] electrorocket@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

All restaurants are Taco Bell.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Not in my timeline, they're not!

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

LOL! That seems like a natural evolution of Carl's Jr's weird, male oriented marketing.

[-] samus12345@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It's from the movie Idiocracy, for those unaware. Their slogan used to be "Don't bother me, I'm eating!"

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Ah, I started that movie, but I never finished it. I really should watch it again. Although I guess I can just read the news for the prequel.

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