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[-] 58008@lemmy.world 265 points 1 month ago

If at 53 I'm sending tweets like this to female celebrities half my age, please humanely euthanise me at your earliest convenience. For my sake as much as everyone else's.

[-] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

For you, I'll allow humane. For Leon...I don't know if I care to do quality control. Maybe I'll let him do it himself.

[-] Gimpydude@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 1 month ago
[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was trying to think of funny sounding last names to pair with Leon but I just can't top Musk.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Muskrat? They really are repulsive creatures.

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Anybody know what happened to John C. Woods? That's the guy I want running the job

[-] Prandom_returns@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago

The French had a brilliant device just for that...

[-] AlexWIWA@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I hope I have a friend with the moral rigor to shoot me if I ever tweet something that cringe at his age.

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