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Dragon rule
(pawb.fun)
Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.
Rule: You must post before you leave.
I've just accidentally burnt my boss to ashes. I then scratched my smartphone while I was writing this. Bloody fire breath and claws. I can't even get through the door because my wings are in the way. And how am I supposed to pay tax on this huge gold hoard? Damn you, random internet people!