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Anon browses r/AmITheAsshole
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Huh, now I have you projecting, too?
Sadly, my country doesn't let 18 year old women get free drinks at bars due to age restrictions, and the only people I hear giving free vacations to girls tend to be Republican Representatives from Florida trafficking them for sex, but I have talked to at least 2 girls before and, you'll never believe this (and I know the previous statement was already beyond your imagination), they aren't fans of being treated like sex objects.
There's your first steps!
Wow, a sample size of a whole 2 girls. lmao, get the fuck out of here we are done.
I am forced to kill the frog. Truly there is no fun to be had making fun of someone without the faculties to understand they're being made fun of.
I assume you're probably a mid to late teen, but, regardless, I think you should hit those books. Knowledge is power, and, uh, you probably need a lot of power.