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Anon makes bad decisions
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Image from the funniest part of a movie that I won’t spoil because I was surprised and wish I could watch it again for the first time.
What movie?
Burn After Reading https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0887883/
Pretty sure he is talking about Burn After Reading, the green text image is from that movie.
I'm assuming Tommy Boy:
https://youtu.be/TPFlKJp5jXU?feature=shared
I accidentally spoiled that part for my wife. I had already seen it several times before and was watching it again with her. She had her head on my chest and apparently my heart started beating faster at the ramp up to that part, so she knew what was about to happen and called it right before it happened.