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[–] ProfessorZhu@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (4 children)

China: hey Alphabet, we'll give you five dollars for it

Alphabet: of course! Would you like our special CIA package?

[–] somePotato@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 years ago

This, but instead of five dollars it's like 0,01 cents for everything there is to know about you

[–] genoxidedev1@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

To install the data on the 3DS, of course!

[–] rodolfo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

why just, always, alphabet? it's so... uh... shilly...

[–] angrymouse@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I ask you, why alphabet? Why always?

[–] rodolfo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

you saying... it's my perception?

[–] angrymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I was a venting a little, I think I'm on of the shills you say, and the reason is at least I can ignore these Chinese apps and go on, but alphabet, in other side is all the time trying to mold the internet to show you more ads, things like the monopoly of chromium and the web environment integrity. I can live without tik tok but not without browsers and internet these days

[–] rodolfo@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

I made some 20 years ago many choices about what tech I would never use. the only thing I know, it's that I'm still very largely right about those choices, though I'm aware that's a lost war

[–] Steeve@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 years ago

That's not actually how it works. Google doesn't sell or give away data, they just use it for targeted ads, which means it's in their best interest to be the only ones with your data.