Context
Definitely not. Sure a hostage roll is like £1.50 now
Scandalous how much more it costs to sit down and eat inside.
Like I’m being punished for not wanting to sit in the office and converse with my colleagues.
Sit on a park bench and share your sausage roll with the dirty pigeons (they love a bit of it).
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
Definitely not. Sure a hostage roll is like £1.50 now
Scandalous how much more it costs to sit down and eat inside.
Like I’m being punished for not wanting to sit in the office and converse with my colleagues.
Sit on a park bench and share your sausage roll with the dirty pigeons (they love a bit of it).