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The whispering is all in her head and says she sucks

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[-] lol_idk@lemmy.ml 41 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I definitely don't take advice from someone who leads with this

I am the human embodiment of a perfectly poured shot of espresso. Smooth. Satisfying. Energizing.

This is why I am able to exceed expectations and tap into superhuman qualities that transform the lives and careers of job seekers throughout the known galaxy. How?

[-] gmtom@lemmy.world 27 points 2 weeks ago

Actual psychopath

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

Cool, everyone who has submitted their resume in only PDF format dodged a bullet.

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