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real men don't clean themselves at all so that their musk is always noticed by everyone in the room they're in
Real men are like a bison bull, hairy smelly and they roll around in dirt.
The sad thing is that only bison cows are into that.
rolling around in dirt would be an improvement, dirt is honestly fairly hygenic especially compared to enclosed sweaty skin where bacteria has a great time
Can't wait for the new manscaping craze: Wallowing.