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[–] chonglibloodsport@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can’t stand any of these masculinity targeted products. Also don’t flush any product down the toilet other than toilet paper. Those wipes clog sewers.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Real MEN don't touch their buttholes, they use a bidet. Check out now biMAN, equipped with a power hose so no grime gets left behind.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

According to my proctologist, we Americans are cruel to our butts with over-use of toilet paper.

Never wipe but dab. Use a bidet. Start with a travel bidet, which is $5-$20, and you can fill them with warm water. Rinse liberally and dab, repeat until clean.

Don't worry about manliness. Being nice to your hemorrhoids is the adult thing to do.

[–] Zementid@feddit.nl 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Dude, bidets and ass showers in combination with shaved butthole is a hygienic must for hairy folks.

Dingleberry cultivation is no involuntary hobby anyone should have.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 12 points 10 months ago

Dingleberry farmer is now in my lexicon of insults

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago