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[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 69 points 1 month ago

When danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned his tail and fled

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!

"In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin's minstrels... and there was much rejoicing."

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] shoop@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

His head smashed in and his heart cut out.

And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.

And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.

And his penis-

[-] thenextguy@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

I've done it again.

this post was submitted on 30 Sep 2024
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