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Anon's body is a machine (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] psycho_driver@lemmy.world 99 points 1 month ago

Anon can enjoy sugary beverages all day every day for the rest of their life!

[-] lgmjon64@lemmy.world 82 points 1 month ago

And lose weight with every amputation

[-] Croquette@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

10 pounds is 10 pounds. That BMI is gonna look real good soon

[-] howrar@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Until chop off their legs. Then BMI spikes again.

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