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[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

mfw, I absolutely destroy like a god on MTB

No joke, I was super dangerous on mountain before I was disabled by a driver equivalent of a third grader behind the wheel. Some of my worst crashes were on mountain. I was not super mobile or skilled, but had the legs to fly. I rode a 6in travel carbon cannondale jekyll to try and make up the difference and get myself out of some hairy situations. On an XC bike, I crush all... till I crash.

Mountain is fun, like a vacation, but a mountain bike can only be a friend, while a road bike is like a really great lover. If you know, you know.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 days ago

Please stop sticking your dick down the seat post hole.

this post was submitted on 13 Oct 2024
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