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Take that, atheists (files.catbox.moe)

submitted 7 months ago by Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/curatedtumblr@sh.itjust.works

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 74 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So what OOP is saying with their question is that the important attribute about that baby is that it is christian.

Meanwhile to a sane person, the important attribute about the baby is that it is a fucking baby flying through the fucking air!

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 52 points 7 months ago (2 children)

If its a budhist baby I'm putting that little shit out of the park. He will be reincarnated, my conscience is clear. /s

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Clearly the moral option!

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 4 points 7 months ago

Pastor approves wholeheartedly!

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 7 months ago

But to be a Christian baby it must already be baptized and will therefore go to heaven instead of fucking around with reincarnation until it manages to not be a bad person and go to Nirvana.