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submitted 2 years ago by thorbot@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Is it the sex whenever you want? That feature is a paid one I think, mine's not working either.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Goddamn pay-to-win model!

[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Just pull random shit out of your pockets and see if it increases their intimacy meter.

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

"Use rubber chicken with woman"

I can't use that

"Use magical root beer on woman"

I don't think she's thirsty

"Use Wally's monocle on woman"

I can't use that

I give up. Women are too complicated.

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

There's a reason Guybush Threepwood never got laid.

[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

If only it had a pulley in the middle...

[–] VanillaGorilla@kbin.social 3 points 2 years ago

In the current game he even has a kid with Elaine. He got that one going for him, which is nice.

[–] Dubious_Fart@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Problem is I got bad stats.

Only women that ever express interest in me are batshit fucking crazy, or abusives.

Wish I could reroll this life.