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[–] SeanBrently@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Some baseball scholars consider any contact between the bat and a Hindu, Sikh or Buddhist baby to be foul bunt, and therfore an automatic strike. A Scientologist, Church of Latter Day Saints or Jehova's Witness baby on the other hand is considered a fair ball unless caught in flight with runners on first, first and second, first and third, or bases loaded (with less than two out).

[–] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

I’m imagining a controversial new Ken Burns Documentary, with an emotional forward by Tommy Lasorda.