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[–] kopi-pasted@incremental.social:443 4 points 9 months ago

Behold, my list of theories that have almost no basis in reality:

Gensokyo exists in the Analog Nowhere universe, and of course MATACORP had to build a bus transit system there.
The CEO of MATACORP doesn't exist in the physical sense. At least, not anymore.
The MATABOTs were made primarily as propaganda, and MATACORP's actual primary method of counteracting the Techno-Mages are spies in the Wild.
MATACORP is currently having an existential crisis.
The food the FISH feeds Girl is made up of floppy disks.
OpenBlade has hidden functionalities that will only be revealed when thrown.
MATACORP turned the moon into a supercomputer. Thus, one can hack it.