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Work smarter not harder (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 47 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh. I thought the rule about porn there was they couldn't show pubic hair. It's actually eggs they can't show. Which is why they blur balls and vaginas. Balls look like eggs and they don't want to take chances on being able to see any eggs up the birth canal.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 28 points 9 months ago

Japanese people just have eggs for genitals

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 17 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Stop trying to ruin porn by calling it a birth canal.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My bad. The cum canal.

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

Thank you. Was that so hard?

[–] Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

I feel like I should take a cum canoe down the cum canal.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Would you prefer crotchal cavity?