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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

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[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 154 points 2 days ago

I also think Java is shit, but if you manage to get a NullPointerException while writing a hello world program, maybe anon is just not cut out for computers?

[-] navi@lemmy.tespia.org 82 points 2 days ago

I always loved that Java has a NullPointerException but doesn't have the concept of pointers in the language (only references).

[-] dukatos@lemm.ee 43 points 2 days ago

That is because they planed to add pointers and then gave up.

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 29 points 2 days ago

I can't tell if you are making a joke but I can believe it could happen if it's Java

[-] morrowind@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago

I mean... they have them. And unsafe. You're just not supposed to use them

[-] starman@programming.dev 16 points 2 days ago

C# has NullReferenceException and it actually makes sense.

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