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[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 month ago

Repeat after me: public static void main(String[] args)

[-] arrakark@10291998.xyz 11 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

blasphemy!

void main(int argc, char ** argv, char ** envp)
[-] quant@leminal.space 7 points 1 month ago
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)
public static void main(String[] args)

Am I summoning the flying spaghetti monster?

[-] dessalines@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

The object man appears behind you while you're coding and inserts a null reference that takes you a day to find.

[-] Dirk@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I'm sorry, but the only spaghetti you get is a 17 levels deep if clause.

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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