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Anon tries programming in Java (lemmy.world)

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[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 21 hours ago

An text file with a block and nothing else, containing a console log, is all you need. You already have all the boilerplate to run it in any computer. No extra dependencies, no installing anything. Literally just a notes editor app. This is a valid HTML file:

<script>
console.log("Hello World")
</script>

[-] arc@lemm.ee 1 points 2 hours ago

By that logic we should all program with .bat files

[-] Lysergid@lemmy.ml 0 points 17 hours ago

I think you forgot to pollyfill your console.log and now you have some error in some script in some callback

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