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[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 116 points 1 day ago

God would never use VPN, he has nothing to hide.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

Except his genitals, how do you know God isn't a woman?

[-] Moriarty@startrek.website 1 points 13 hours ago

Cause he fucks everyone

[-] Redredme@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Read the book. Be it the bible, tora or koran. You dont have to read it very much, it's in the beginning somewhere.

[-] Alteon@lemmy.world 0 points 21 hours ago

Is God not powerful enough to switch sexes?

[-] jeena@piefed.jeena.net 7 points 1 day ago

I was thinking of changing the gender after the fact but was to lazy to edit it.

[-] lurch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

The big religions have omnipotent or near omnipotent gods that can appear in any form or gender. One of their powers is usually shapeshifting. So they are whaterver sex they want, sometimes even none, like for example the christian god appeared as pillars of cloud or fire.

[-] angrystego@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago

Those were just his jets. The pillars were fire in the night and clowd during the day.

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

In church I've been saying in the name of the father and the son, not mother and daughter, so that's an easy assumption to make.

[-] ton618@lemm.ee -1 points 1 day ago

And how does the church know what to say..?

[-] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

A patriarchal religion is going to put a male figure in charge of course.

[-] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 3 points 20 hours ago

Aren’t prophets basically god using a VPN?

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

But he works in mysterious ways.

[-] socsa@piefed.social 0 points 21 hours ago

Muhammad on the other hand, doesn't want you to know that he looks exactly like the letter "f"

this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2024
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