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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 222 points 11 months ago (11 children)

"We call her Carrie, because of the carriage return."

You can also try to give the child NULL as middle name for additional fun.

[–] morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 171 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (8 children)
[–] neanderthal@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

He is being too nice. He needs to get a lawyer and sue that shitty company for harassment and whatever else.

ETA: The US isn't overly litigious. We are under litigious if anything.

[–] Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 9 points 11 months ago

Large corporations are overly litigious. Individuals can't afford to be litigious enough.

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