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[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

It should also be a strong strong signal to stop listening to the apes that are hoarding all the bananas, and instead, eat that banana-hoarding abhorrence.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Bananas make for a terrible time value storage in the real world

In donkey Kong country tho? He who controls bananas controls the universe

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago

I heard if you ingest huge quantities of bananine, you will see the golden path humanity must walk, but will be condemned to life as a half banana, half human monstrosity.

[-] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

100% radioactive decay

this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2024
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