Or cold hamberders

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

"Tomato reduction"

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves