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Its finally time to attach a rope to the sun (lemm.ee)
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[–] Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Once the rope is attached, we will then use a giant penis to swing the earth free from its orbit, freeing Mother Earth from eons of a marriage she didn't ask for and did not want.